Back from the dead! Too much 3D from work kept me away from this place.
Anyway, I was once talking to a friend about the size of an apartment we were looking and we ended up comparing it to the Halls of Moria Uhuhauahuahuau. Well, the chat went on and we came up with some absurd titles for a would-be King of the place. Bear in mind that this is just for fun, I am an Über-fan of fantasy and a recovering RPG player (well, I mostly read the rule books).
